mr_stapleton

after

wytchcroft

If I were a month, I'd be... February
If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be... 11 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be... Neptune
If I were a direction, I'd be... at a tangent
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be... window-sill
If I were a liquid, I'd be... running water
If I were a gemstone, I'd be... emerald
If I were a tree, I'd be... pine
If I were a flower, I'd be... cactus
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be... windy and cold
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be... saxophone
If I were a colour, I'd be... dark-green
If I were an emotion, I'd be... light joy
If I were a fruit, I'd be... mango
If I were a sound, I'd be... faraway storm
If I were an element, I'd be... helium
If I were a food, I'd be... shrimps
If I were a place, I'd be... hill near ocean coast
If I were a material, I'd be... hard wood
If I were a taste, I'd taste... sour-sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be... fresh
If I were an animal, I'd be... crocodile
If I were a body part, I'd be... shoulder
If I were a facial expression... absent-minded
If I were a song, I'd be... Summertime, and the living is easy
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be... barefoot
If I were a website I'd be... delicious.com
If I were a TV show I'd be... Third Half-Time
If I were an author I'd be... better not
If I were a painting I'd be... some Van Gogh paysage